Cyclone come
and Hangman go hand a can
in the Haunted House
There is yet no Canned Man
But Potato Sack Man can
Strip bare but for a sack
The Cyclone canned
the Potato Sack Man
Who hangs by His hands
in the House so haunted
the Hangman won’t hand the can
to the Potato Sack Man
Whose head will rattle like a tin can
When the Cyclone comes
Banging His head against the House
Already so haunted
It rattles the Hangman’s hands
So bad he can’t hand the can
to the hanging Potato Sack Man
to make him a Canned Man
Before the Cyclone comes
A-banging to the Haunted House
where Hangman still stands
With his hands at his back
While Potato Sack Man hangs bare
Still an Uncanned Man
When the Cyclone comes